The Funky Tank Foundry is in preparation for further unnecessary violence against the generally peaceful population of Surrey . The FTF director has spotted `the chosen one` in a leaked photograph carelessly published by an operative belonging to the Palmer Alliance Ltd Society . The individual termed `chosen` has been identified as the one called little Eric , born of nurse Nelly and Unfortunate Eric (amongst other possible fathers). The Director intends to capture Little Eric and give him a whole new life away from the pressure and distractions of freedom or liberty. Little Eric is to be trained under the watchful eye of experienced , dashing and brave tank commander Funky Neroc ,
Albert Tacklebottom recently and reluctantly promoted to head of operations is to be sent down to Surrey to personally over see the construction of a new Head Quarters to be built on Palmer Alience soil. it is hoped that this act will embrace the Southern KOR members in to a desire to fight. It is felt that KOR assets built from sources other than the FTF are of a weaker breed only providing light entertainment to their Funky foe. When Mr Tacklebottom finally became free to comment , he raised to his feet, pushed his hand into our photographers face and with legs bowing made a statement :- "On th`mornin o`th 8th o May ! thee ad best be readyin all`s as you can muster on yonder battle field .Happen it`ll be that us new head quarters will be fully operational by the time thum Southern ponsy tanks arrive .little Eric will be made right safe un sound in his new home , with solid walls and doors that can withstand anything (but perhaps a close range paintball blast maybe). but anyhow , that`ll never happen . T051 will be sent to protect HQ so ner worries." Mr Tacklebottom latter asked the reporter to remove the comment about the proposed HQ door weakness to paintball blasts but the reporter had a lot on his mind that day. In addition to the rescue of Little Eric from an ordinary upbringing , the FTF is in need of resources , not least timber. The FTF plans to pillage what is known to locals as Charles wood , Surrey , UK on Sunday the 9th of May . Any tanker on the planet is welcome to try to stop Any of the above proposals from happening. Unknown reporter On Mar 15, 12:25 pm, Phil <[email protected]> wrote: > Deep in the woods of Surrey something stirred- amidst the heaps of > discarded binder twine and victims of the credit crunch, a whisper of > battles yet to be fought. > > Phil is hosting a battle in the legendary "Charlie's Wood". Pete and > Neil and a number of yet-unnamed friends have signed up. The > Chelmsford Contingent and any others from Belgium and Holland (or > Greece, Chrys?) who can make it are warmly invited. > > Will there be some deeply embarrassing plot based around Unfortunate > Eric? Probably. > > Phil > > http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff13/sasquevaneach/000_0011.jpg -- You are currently subscribed to the "R/C Tank Combat" group. To post a message, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe, send email to [email protected] Visit the group at http://groups.google.com/group/rctankcombat To unsubscribe from this group, send email to rctankcombat+unsubscribegooglegroups.com or reply to this email with the words "REMOVE ME" as the subject.
