I see Barbie is wearing high heels and a skirt......
Not the correct garb for driving a tank.

On Thu, May 17, 2012 at 2:57 PM, Frank Pittelli <[email protected]>wrote:

> Oberst Johann,
>
> Please be assured that Tri-Pact Investigative Services (TPIS) is working
> around the clock to decipher the information you have provided.  Their
> methods are quite confusing at times, but we should have an explanation
> well before troops are committed to battle.
>
>        Frank Pittelli
>        Chief Investigative Associate
>        TPIS, Photo Analysis Division
>
> -------- Original Message --------
> Subject: The old" Can you help me with my vehicle? "ruse
> Date:   Tue, 15 May 2012 16:54:59 -0700 (PDT)
>
> Herr General Oberst,
>
> Latest P.U.F.F. infiltration attempt. Was outside performing pre-event
> tests on the Panzer II-J this afternoon when I hear this belching and
> rumbling sound. Quickly checked my tummy, it was happy, I then heard a
> screeching of brakes and a huge backfire. Looking up, in the front drive
> is the relic in the surveillance pic. The drivers hatch pops open and
> out comes brunette Barbie.
>
> "Excuse me sir, I just moved into the area and am having some trouble
> with my daily driver. I was told by Joe Rob, there's a slip sure enough,
> that you might be able to assist me."
>
> Having just returned from a visit to our friends in Bletchley Park I
> knew that this was code for, "I'm here to steal whatever info I can for
> the PUFFland." So, I took her on a tour of the Facility. She was
> greatly impressed with the indoor plumbing as up at the farm she grew up
> on, theirs was outside. Barbie was proud of the fact that her Daddy Doug
> had just finished a new 3 holer. I congratulated her on Daddy's feat ,
> put some vegetable oil in her gas tank, yup it was out of fuel, and sent
> her on her way. Geez, first para-bunny troops and now this. Time for my
> nap now.
>
> Oberst Johann
>
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