[RecipesAndMore] Re: "Manufacturer's Recall Human Beings"

[Sugarsyl]

Anytime Delma, like I said, all this list, I consider brother's and sister's. so like a second family to me... Syl "Surely goodness and loving kindness will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the LORD forever." Psalm 23:6 -Sylvia C. Lopez ----- Original Message ----- From: delma bliss To: RecipesAndMore@googlegroups.com Sent: Friday, October 20, 2006 5:47 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: "Manufacturer's Recall Human Beings" o wow i love this, i will pass it own to some people that is not on our group and again thanks god bless you. Delma ----- Original Message ----- From: Sugarsyl To: Recepies & More Sent: Friday, October 20, 2006 5:08 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] "Manufacturer's Recall Human Beings" I got this from another list, and I wanted to share it with all of you. Blessings, Syl   p.s. Remember Jesus loves you and so do I!     "Manufacturer's Recall Human Beings"   Regardless of make or year, all units known as "human beings" are being recalled by the Manufacturer.   This is due to a malfunction in the original proto-type units code named "Adam and Eve" resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect is technically termed, "Serious internal non-morality," but is more commonly known as "SIN."   Some of the symptoms of the SIN defect are: a. Loss of direction b. Lack of peace and joy c. Depression d. Foul vocal emissions e. Selfishness f. Ingratitude g. Fearfulness h. Rebellion i. Jealousy   The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized repair service FREE OF CHARGE to correct the SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus Christ, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. To repeat, there is NO FEE REQUIRED! The number to call for repairs in all areas is P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload the burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus Christ, into the heart component of the human unit.   No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus Christ will replace it with: a. Love b. Joy c. Peace d. Kindness e. Goodness f. Faithfulness g. Gentleness h. Patience i. Self-control   Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of these fixes.   As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from the resident Maintenance Technician, the Holy Spirit. Repaired units need only to make Him welcome and He will take up residence on the premises.   WARNING: Continuing to operate a human being unit without corrections voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will ultimately result in the human unit being incinerated.   Thank you for your immediate attention. Please assist by notifying others of this important recall notice.     "Surely goodness and loving kindness will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the LORD forever." Psalm 23:6 -Sylvia C. Lopez No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.408 / Virus Database: 268.13.9/490 - Release Date: 10/20/2006 No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.408 / Virus Database: 268.13.9/490 - Release Date: 10/20/2006 --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---