Hi Moms (and Dads!),
Thought you might enjoy a chuckle!
Why God made moms:
(answers given by elementary school age children to the following
questions:)
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the
scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there
when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of
us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom
just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of
clouds and angel hair and everything nice
in the
world and one dab of
mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?
1. We're
related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like
me.
What kind of little girl was your Mom?
1. My Mom has always been my
Mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there,
but my guess would be pretty
bossy.
3. They say she used to be
nice.
What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His
last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he
get
drunk on
beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say
NO to drugs and YES
to
chores?
Why did your Mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in
the world. And my Mom eats a
lot.
2. She got too old to do anything
else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap
on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she
has to because dad's such a
goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room
inspection. She sees the stuff under the
bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but
only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work
& work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to
talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger,
but moms have all the real
power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you
want to sleep over at
your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you
feel better without medicine.
What does your Mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare
time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's
already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.
2.
Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. She
has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get
rid of
that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister
who
did it
and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those
invisible eyes on her
back.
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.
LR FROM NOTTINGHAM
ENGLAND
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