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Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Lol
"It's Good to Be a Man!"
Your last name stays put
The garage is all
yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just
another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a
water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive
to another gas station
because this one's just too icky.
Same work...
more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental
$100.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New
shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Your pals can be trusted
never to trap you with:
"So, notice anything different?"
One mood, ALL
the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know
stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You
can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you
blind.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own
food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If
someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she
can still be your
friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and
single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original
color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's
seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to
clean your apartment if the maid
is coming.
You can quietly watch a
game with your buddy for
hours without ever thinking: "He must be
mad at me."
You don't mooch off other's desserts.
You can drop by to
see a friend without having to bring
a little gift.
If another guy
shows up at the party in the same outfit,
you just might become lifelong
friends.
You are not expected to know the names of more
than five
colors.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a
nut on
a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years,
maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly
usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color,
all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can
be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
December 24th, in 45
minutes.
LR FROM NOTTINGHAM
ENGLAND
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