[RecipesAndMore] you know you've had too much coffee when

[kay scrimshaw]

You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When . . .   * You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.   * Instant coffee takes too long.   * You chew on other people's fingernails.   * You answer the door, before people knock.   * You sleep with your eyes open.   * You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.   * You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.   * You're the employee of the month at Starbucks - and you don't even work there.   * You help your dog chase its tail.   * You lick your coffeepot clean.   * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.   * You're so wired you pick up FM radio.   * You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug.   Kay       --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---