Oh, that was soo cute!!
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From: Sugarsyl
To: [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, November 15, 2006 6:28 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Joke for ya, hahaha
ha, ha, ha, ha
nice try steve, it's cute. LOL!
just kidding, keep them coming
When we are grateful for the good we already have,
we attract more good into our life.
On the other hand, when we are ungrateful, we tend to shut ourselves off from
the good we might otherwise experience.
Jesus Loves You!
-Sylvia C. Lopez
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From: steve doyle
To: [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, November 15, 2006 2:54 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Joke for ya, hahaha
Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
death.
They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when
suddenly...
Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet."
"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".
So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune and
there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you
can imagine!!
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".
"Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don' forget".
"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of bacon...ees no
meerage, ees a bacon tree".
And with that.....Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres,
with Pepe following more slowly at a distance, when suddenly a machine gun
opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally
wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his
dying breath.. . . .
"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"
"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....
" Ees.....
Ees.....
Ees.....
Ees , a Ham Bush"
LR FROM NOTTINGHAM ENGLAND
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