Hi, Steve, I really got a good chuckle out of these, and definitely intend to pass them along to my friends, and other lists!
Sandy ----- Original Message ----- From: Sugarsyl To: [email protected] Sent: Tuesday, December 05, 2006 10:28 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Ho Ho Ho! Steve, very cute. thanks for these, I'll pass it on. Syl When we are grateful for the good we already have, we attract more good into our life. On the other hand, when we are ungrateful, we tend to shut ourselves off from the good we might otherwise experience. Jesus Loves You! -Sylvia C. Lopez ----- Original Message ----- From: steve doyle To: [email protected] Sent: Tuesday, December 05, 2006 7:21 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Ho Ho Ho! Short Christmas Jokes Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney? Because it soots him! Who delivers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus! How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down? Stacks! What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia! What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail! Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve? Because he's Sooty! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve! What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter "D"! Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents? Santa Paws! Merry Christmas from LR ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.430 / Virus Database: 268.15.6/568 - Release Date: 12/4/2006 3:20 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.432 / Virus Database: 268.15.9/573 - Release Date: 12/5/06 4:07 PM --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
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