& a very merry christmas to you also Delma ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sugarsyl" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, December 12, 2006 1:34 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: A Letter From Santa Clause, About Bubba Clause
> > woe!!,LOL! > Merry Christmas Delma, and Merry christmas to Bubba Clause to, LOL > Syl > > From home to home, and heart to heart, > From one place to another. The warmth and joy of > Christmas, brings us closer to each other. > -Sylvia C. Lopez > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 7:18 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] A Letter From Santa Clause, About Bubba Clause > > >> >> >> From: Santa Claus >> I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer >> serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, north and South >> Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve. >> >> Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was >> renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of >> the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and >> cookies so >> keep that in mind. >> However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your >> local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His >> side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of >> delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few >> differences between us. >> Differences such as: >> 1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba >> Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: >> "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson." >> 2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave >> an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba >> doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an >> empty spit can handy. >> 3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs >> instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my >> reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. >> 4. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen." when >> Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, >> on Elliott and Petty." >> 5. "Ho, Ho, Ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are likely >> to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd dat!" >> 6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a >> Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off." >> 7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" >> and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated >> viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and >> "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and >> dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other. And Finally, >> 8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, >> the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put >> presents under the tree. >> Sincerely Yours, >> Santa >> >> >> > >> >> >> -- >> No virus found in this incoming message. >> Checked by AVG Free Edition. >> Version: 7.5.432 / Virus Database: 268.15.16/582 - Release Date: >> 12/11/2006 4:32 PM >> > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.1.409 / Virus Database: 268.15.16/582 - Release Date: > 12/11/2006 > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
