Laughs ----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:31 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Fracture Christmas Carols
> > > No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a young > kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites: > > Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly > > We three kings of porridge and tar > > On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me > > Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire. > > He's makin' a list, chicken and rice. > > Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel. > > With the jelly toast proclaim > > Olive, the other reindeer. > > Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say > > Sleep in heavenly peas > > In the meadow we can build a snowman, > Then pretend that he is sparse and brown > > You'll go down in listerine > > Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay > > O come, froggy faithful > > You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require" > > Good tidings we bring to you and your kid > > Gloria. . . . in a raunchy stable. > > "While shepherds washed their socks at night" > > Delma > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.432 / Virus Database: 268.15.18/586 - Release Date: > 12/13/2006 18:13 > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
