hahahhahahahahhahah ----- Original Message ----- From: "steve doyle" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, December 14, 2006 9:14 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Ho! Ho! Ho!
Jokes for around the table on Christmas day. We had grandma for Christmas dinner? Really, we had turkey! What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-itus! What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan! Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else! What did the big cracker say to the little cracker? My pop is bigger than yours! Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed! What bird has wings but cannot fly? Roast turkey! Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake? Your teeth! What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas? Gravey. Merry Christmas from LR --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
