roflroflrofl #10!! Patricia ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sugarsyl" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Sunday, December 17, 2006 2:54 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] This time of year
ok, I had this sent to me... Syl This Time Of Year At this time of year everyone needs a dash of humor to go with the holiday cheer - and stress. Here are ten things we should all keep in mind. 1. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. 3. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 4. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 5. If you can't repair your brakes, make your horn louder. 6. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 7. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. 8. Just remember---if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 9. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 10 Life isn't like a box of chocolates....it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind. Merry Christmas -Sylvia C. Lopez --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
