hahahahahaha good one.
Kay
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From: Don Lorah
To: [email protected]
Sent: Monday, January 08, 2007 10:48 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Honeymoon??
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well" said her mother "How was the
honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama" she replied "The honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic." Suddenly she
burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using
the most horrible language - things I'd never heard him say before. I mean, all these awful 4-letter words You've got to come take me home."
"PLEASE, MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah" her mother said "Calm down. You need to stay with your husband and
work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama" wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful. COME GET ME. PLEASE!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother the horrible 4-letter words."
Sobbing, the bride said "Oh, Mama, he used words like: Dust, wash, iron, cook."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes" said the mother.
Happy New Year to all the women in the group, Don Lorah
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