cute, cute, thanks Syl
--You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love. -Sylvia ----- Original Message ----- From: "send stuff here" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "delmas recipes" <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, January 11, 2007 3:25 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Qoutes > > "Qoutes" > > My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. > -Henny Youngman > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. > -Rodney Dangerfield > ----------------------------------------------------------- > > A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. > -Milton Berle > ------------------------------------------------------------ > > I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water > in the carburetor." I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied, > "In the lake." > -Henny Youngman > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. > -Henny Youngman > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > > After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool > when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in > love and didn't notice." > ------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than > to let him keep her. > --------------------------------------------------------------- > > I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to > interrupt her. > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself > two girlfriends. > --------------------------------------------------------- > > A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report > it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did. > ------------------------------------------------------- > > Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get > married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a man > doesn't know his wife until he marries her? > Dad: That happens in every country, son. > --------------------------------------------------------- > > Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was > until I got married; then it was too late. > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he > received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can > have mine." > -------------------------------------------------------- > > A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." > "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. > "A billionaire." she replied, > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. > Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only > seems longer. > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. > -------------------------------------------- ---------- > > Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life > thinking they had no faults at all. > > --------------------------------------------------------------- > > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. > A successful woman is one who can find such a man. > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've > experienced pain and bought jewellery. > -------------------------- -------------------------------- > > The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget > it just once. > > ********************************* > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.432 / Virus Database: 268.16.9/622 - Release Date: 1/10/2007 > 2:52 PM > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
