thanks for this patricia. my name is in the subject. Thanks to the angels who know how to cheer with just one word. juana aka speedie/wildcat2003 ----- Original Message ----- From: "send stuff here" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;> Sent: Saturday, January 20, 2007 3:48 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Tootsie Dippin Face
> > I can't wait to hear what your new name is. This just takes a minute and > will make you laugh. > > MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR > NEW NAME IS .. > > We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. > > Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on toeveryone you know > including the person that sent it to you. > > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness > to > break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than > not.. > > Here is your dose of humor... > > A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. > > B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it > to > friends and family and co-workers. > > Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they > know you participated. > And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as > Dorky > Gizzardsniffer! > > The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And > the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil > Professor > forces everyone to assume new names... > So:- > > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first > name: > > a = snickle > b = doombah > c = goober > d = cheesey > e = crusty > f = greasy > g = dumbo > h = farcus > i = dorky > j = doofus > k = funky > l = boobie > m = sleezy > n = sloopy > o = fluffy > p = stinky > q = slimy > r = dorfus > s = snooty > t = tootsie > u = dipsy > v = sneezy > w = liver > x = skippy > y = dink y > z = zippy > > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of > your new last name: > > a = dippin > b = feather > c = batty > d = burger > e = chicken > f = barffy > g = lizard > h = waffle > i = farkle > j = monkey > k = flippin > l = fricken > m = bubble > n = rhino > o = potty > p = hamster > q = buckle > r = gizzard > s = lickin > t = sn ickle > u = chuckle > v = pickle > w = hubble > x = dingle > y = gorilla > z = girdle > > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of > your new last name: > > a = butt > b = boob > c = face > d = nose > e = hump > f = breath > g = pan ts > h = shorts > i = lips > j = honker > k = head > l = tush > m = chunks > n = dunkin > o = brains > p = biscuits > q = toes > r = doodle > s = fanny > t = sniffer > u = sprinkles > v = frack > w = squirt > x = humperdinck > y = hiney > z = juice > > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. > > Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. > > And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults > laugh > an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
