Loved this one, too! Hehahahehehehahahahaha!!!!!! Really cool! Got a big smile from it, and definitely do intend pass it on!
Sandy Keep 'em coming! ----- Original Message ----- From: Sugarsyl <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Sunday, February 11, 2007 5:43 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: This Kind Of Stuff Has Got To Stop. > > ahahaahehehehhee, oh ohahahhaa, this is true, and funny > thanks > Syl > > When we are grateful for the good we already have, > we attract more good into our life. > On the other hand, when we are ungrateful, we tend to shut ourselves off > from the good we might otherwise experience. > -Sylvia > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Sunday, February 11, 2007 2:34 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] This Kind Of Stuff Has Got To Stop. > > > > > > > > A conspiracy against us who are getting a little older..... > > > > We Must Stop This Immediately! > > Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper . Groceries are heavier > > And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I > > was > > dumbfounded to discover how long our street has become! This extension > > work > > was apparently done at night!! Very sneaky stuff.. > > > > And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the youngsters. > > They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just > > keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message > > until > > they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader? > > > > I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the > > other > > hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old > > friend the other day, and he has aged so much that he didn't even > > recognize > > me. > > > > I got to thinking about the poor guy while I was combing my hair this > > morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection ........Well, > > REALLY NOW- even mirrors are not made the way they used to be! > > > > Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and > > limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them.. All I can > > say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them > > screech > > and swerve in my rear view mirror. > > > > Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they > > suddenly start labeling a size 32 pair of pants a 42, or medium shirt as > > 'extra large? Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit > > around the waist, hips, thighs, and neck? > > > > The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in > > reverse. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that dial? > > Well really! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these > > people > > think they're fooling? > > > > I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but > > the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the > > phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in > > there! > > > > All I can do is pass along this warning: We are under attack! Unless > > something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these > > awful indignities. PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS > > POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED! > > > > PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has > > caused my computer's regular fonts to be smaller than they once were. > > (They > > must be sneaking to my house and messing around with my computer. Probably > > CIA....!!!) Pretty scary stuff huh? > > > > > > Delma > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > No virus found in this incoming message. > > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > > Version: 7.5.441 / Virus Database: 268.17.35/680 - Release Date: 2/10/2007 > > 9:15 PM > > > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
