ahhaaahahaa, good ones, Syl
You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. Sylvia ----- Original Message ----- From: steve doyle To: [email protected] Sent: Wednesday, February 14, 2007 11:32 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] hahaha Valentines knock - knock jokes. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Arthur! Arthur Who? Arthur any more home like you? Knock,knock. Who's There? Jimmy! Jimmy Who? "Jimmy a little kiss, will ya huh?" Knock, Knock. Who's There? Hymen. Hymen Who? Hymen in the mood for love. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Avon! Avon Who? Avon to be alone. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Boo! Boo Who? Now, now. Don't cry. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Butcher! Butcher Who? Butcher arms around me honey and hold me tight. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Theresa! Theresa Who? Theresa nothing like a dame. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Dishes! Dishes Who? Dishes the FBI. Open Up!! Knock, Knock. Who's There? Elba! Elba Who? Elba down to get you in a taxi, honey. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Accordian! Accordian Who? Accordian to the weatherman it's gonna rain tomorrow. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Abie! Abie Who? ABIE....C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P....etc. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Abyssinia! Abyssinia Who? Abysinnia soon. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Major! Major Who? Major open the door didn't I? Knock, Knock. Who's There? Evvie! Evvie Who? Evvie thing that I have is your darling. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Manny! Manny Who? Manny are called but few are chosen. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Wendy! Wendy Who? Wendy bear comes over the mountian....or.....Wendy moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie at amore! Knock, Knock. Who's There? Donna! Donna Who? Donna sit under the apple tree. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Yule! Yule Who? Yule never know how much I love you. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Marion! Marion Who? Marion haste. Repent at leisure. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Minnie! Minnie Who? Minnie brave hearts are asleep in the deep. or Minnie a tear has to fall, but it's all in the game of love. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Mayer! Mayer Who? Mayer days be filled with laughter and love. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Hugh! Hugh Who? Yoo Hoo, yourself. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Hugo! Hugo Who? Hugo to my head Knock, Knock. Who's There? Gwen! Gwen Who? Gwen my way? Smiles from the LR ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.441 / Virus Database: 268.17.39/687 - Release Date: 2/14/2007 4:17 PM --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
