Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not
allow
me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a
few
days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling & made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss
might think I was "Crazy" & give me a few
days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in
the
name of good GOD are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out.  Go home & recuperate for a
couple
of days."
I jumped down & walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, The Boss asked
her "...And where do you think you're going?!"
(You're gonna love this....)

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!

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