hahahahaha true
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From: steve doyle
To: [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, March 21, 2007 4:24 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] THE LADY, HAHAHA
The lady !!
The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday
School every week.
On one Sunday, an out-of-town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew
right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she
was.
While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and
said, "Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?"
"Why yes, that would be nice," the lady responded The gentleman
couldn't believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to
the
finest restaurant
in that part of Alabama.
When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested,
"Would you like a cocktail before dinner?"
"Oh, no," said this fine example of Southern womanhood, "Whatever would
I tell my Sunday School class?"
Our gentleman was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after
dinner. When he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked, "Would you like
a
smoke?"
"Oh my, goodness no," said the woman. "I couldn't face my Sunday School
class if I did."
Our boy felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and as
he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn.
He'd been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing
to lose so he ventured forth with, "Ahhh, mmmm, how would
you like to stop at this motel?"
"Sure, that would be nice," she said with anticipation! The gentleman
couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast U- turn right then and
there and drove back to the motel and checked in.
The next morning, after a wild and passionate night, the gentleman awoke
first. He looked at the lovely Dixie darling lying there in the bed and with
remorse thought, "What the heck have I done?" He shook her awake and
pleaded, "I've got to ask you one thing, whatever are you going to tell your
Sunday
School class?"
The lady said, "The same thing I always tell them:
"You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time."
Smiles from the LR
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