hehehehe good one thanks
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From: Sandra Warren
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, March 22, 2007 11:21 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Why I Like Retirement
Why I Like Retirement!!
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to
retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or
garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want
to store
stuff there.
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
My favorite one:
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I rest!
Share this one with all the retirees that you know. I'm sure they can
relate to
some of them! AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look
forward
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----- Original Message -----
From: jack scrimshaw
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, March 22, 2007 11:29 AM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: cd
cursis i done give you the wrong url it should be:
www.myspace.com/jackscrimshaw
That's better cheers jack.
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From: jack scrimshaw
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:07 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] cd
hi y'alls okay bad news. Cd sending is being a total son of a bath toy!
okay i'll keep it clean. But i now have a my space page where u can download 3
of the songs on the cd. here's the link enjoy.
http://www.myspace.com/171131988
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