Hi, Funny! Hehahahahehehehehahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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From: delma bliss
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Sent: Saturday, April 07, 2007 9:09 AM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Funny.
hehehe how funny del
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From: steve doyle
To: [email protected]
Sent: Saturday, April 07, 2007 8:58 AM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Funny.
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as
this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a
felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's
credibility...
"Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description
of the offender, running several blocks away."
"Officer -- who provided this description?"
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
"A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.
Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
:"With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room
where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A: "Yes sir, we do!"
"And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes sir, I do."
:"And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes sir."
"Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your
life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with
these same officers?"
A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and
sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The
officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback"
Happy Easter from the LR
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