ahhahehehe, yep pretty silly! Syl
"The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything." ~Sylvia ----- Original Message ----- From: "Joyce Porter" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, April 12, 2007 1:48 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: OT: stupidity, here are some actual labelinstructions on consumer goods. > > What a great laugh I am having over these. They definitely need to carry > their signs. (Smile) > Joyce > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Sandra Warren > Sent: Wednesday, April 11, 2007 2:50 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: OT: stupidity, here are some actual > labelinstructions on consumer goods. > > Syl, I really got a great big chuckle out of these, and thanks so much for > sharing here with all of your friends. > > Sandy > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: delma bliss <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:47 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: OT: stupidity, here are some actual > labelinstructions on consumer goods. > > hehehe thanks for the laugh > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Sugarsyl <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, April 11, 2007 8:20 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] OT: stupidity, here are some > actual label instructions on consumer goods. > > > Got this from another list: > > stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on > consumer goods. > > > > > > On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not > turn upside > > down." > > (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) > > > > On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." > > (talk about a news flash) > > > > On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or > operate > > machinery after taking this medication." > > (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction > accidents if we > > could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those > bulldozers.) > > > > On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot > after heating." > > (...and you thought????...) > > > > On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. > > (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) > > > > On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase > necessary. > > Details inside. > > (the shoplifter special?) > > > > On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular > soap." > > (and that would be???....) > > > > On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: > Defrost." > > (but, it's just a suggestion.) > > > > On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on > body." > > (but wouldn't this save me time?) > > > > On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." > > (..I'm taking this because???....) > > > > On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor > use only." > > (as opposed to what?) > > > > On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the > other use." > > (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit > curious.) > > > > On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: > Open packet, > > eat nuts." > > (Step 3: say what?) > > On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment > does not > > enable you to fly." > > (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this > one.) > > > > On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with > your hands > > or genitals." > > (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) > > > > Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to > spread the > > stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe > even chuckle)... > > __._,_.___ > > > > "The happiest people don't have the best of everything. > They just make the best of everything." > ~Sylvia > > > "The happiest people don't have the best of everything. > They just make the best of everything." > ~Sylvia > > > > ________________________________ > > > > > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.446 / Virus Database: 269.2.0/756 - Release > Date: 4/10/2007 10:44 PM > > > > > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
