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From: Sugarsyl
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, April 12, 2007 1:05 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] OT:NUN HOOKERS
NUN HOOKERS
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when
he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives
on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign
which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real
and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF P ROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a
small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered
by a nun in a long black habit who asks,
"What may we do for you my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was
interested in possibly doing business...."
"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many
winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops
at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup
answers the door.... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in
the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of
the hallway."
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips
through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and
he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!
"The happiest people don't have the best of everything.
They just make the best of everything."
~Sylvia
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