Hey, Delma. Funny.
Becky ----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, April 26, 2007 10:06 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Joke, HOW MANY LIST MEMBERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > HOW MANY LIST MEMBERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? > > One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been > changed. > > Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the > light > bulb could have been changed differently. > > Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. > > Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing > light > bulbs. > > Five to flame the spell checkers. > > Three to correct spelling/grammar flames. > > Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "lightulb" .... another six > to > condemn those six as stupid. > > Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct > spelling. > > Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please > take > this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum. > > Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light > bulbs > and > therefore the posts are relevant to this group. > > Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, > where > to > buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this > technique > and what brands are faulty. > > Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. > > Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the > corrected > URL. > > Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to > this > group which makes lightblbs relevant to this group. > > Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including > all > headers and signatures, and add "Me too". > > Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they > cannot > handle the light bulb controversy. > > Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > > Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting > questions > about light bulbs" > > Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb. > > AND > > One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and > start > it > all over again. > > > Delma > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
