glad you enjoyed this Sandy
Syl
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From: Sandra Warren
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Sent: Saturday, April 28, 2007 2:43 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: OT: The story of creation.ahhahaa
I love this, and intend to pass it on to other lists and to my personal
friends! Hehahahahahehehehahaha! Good post!
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From: Sugarsyl
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Sent: Saturday, April 28, 2007 3:03 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] OT: The story of creation.ahhahaa
The Story of Creation
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated Earth
with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables
of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy Then using God's
great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts.
And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and
Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add sprinkles." And they gained 10
pounds.
And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might
keep the figure Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the
wheat,sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to
a 14.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented
Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And
Man and Woman
unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil
which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained weight
and his cholesterol went through the roof. God then created a light, fluffy
white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then
created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." God then brought forth
running
shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave
cable TV with a remote control so Man would have to toil changing the channels.
And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and
gained pounds. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and
brimming
nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.God then gave lean
beef so that Man might consume fewer calories to satisfy his appetite. And
Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent cheeseburger. Then said, "You want
fries with that?" And Man replied,And super size them!" And Satan said, "It
is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest. God sighed and created quadruple
bypass surgery.Then Satan created HMO's.
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