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From: "Patricia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: "recipe list" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2007 9:27 PM
Subject: C n D: FOOD


>                 "FOOD"

> FREEZER FOODS:

> ICE CREAM - If you can't tell the difference between your ice 
cubes
> and your ice cream, it's time to throw BOTH out.

> FROZEN FOODS - Frozen foods that have become an integral part of 
the
> defrosting problem in your freezer compartment will probably be
> spoiled (or wrecked anyway) by the time you pry them out with a
> kitchen knife.

> IN THE FRIDGE:

> EGGS - When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, 
the egg is
> probably past its prime.

> DAIRY PRODUCTS - Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like 
yogurt.
> Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese. 
Cottage
> cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese. 
Regular
> cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway -- if you can dig down 
and
> still find something non-green, bon appetite!

> MEAT - If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals 
from a
> three-block radius to congregate outside your house, toss the 
meat.

> UNMARKED ITEMS: You know it is well beyond prime when you're 
tempted
> to discard the Tupperware along with the food. EMPTY

> ON THE SHELF:

> CANNED GOODS - Any canned goods that have become the size or 
shape of
> a softball should be disposed of ... Very carefully.

> POTATOES - Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or 
dense,leafy
> undergrowth.

> THE GAG TEST - Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except 
for
> leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night).

> BREAD: Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially 
acceptable
> "spots" that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread. 
Fuzzy
> and hairy looking white or green growth areas are good 
indications
> that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical laboratory
> experiment. You may wish to discard it at this time, depending 
on your
> interest in pharmaceuticals.

> CEREAL: It is generally a good rule of thumb that cereal should 
be
> discarded when it is two years or longer beyond the expiration 
date,
> or when it will no longer fall out of the box by itself.

> FLOUR: Flour is spoiled when it wiggles, or things fly out when 
you
> open it.

> PRETZELS: Normally eternal, pretzels may be discarded if they 
can no
> longer be picked up without falling apart. Otherwise, there's 
nothing
> to stop you from eating a pretzel that the Pharaoh put down only 
4000
> years ago.

> RAISINS: Raisins should not usually be harder than your teeth.

> SALT: It never spoils. However, if you can't chip off reasonable
> amounts from the block, maybe another box is in order, as fresh 
salt
> usually pours.

> SPICES: Most spices cannot die, they just fade away. They will 
be fine
> on your shelf, forever. Put them in your will.

> VINEGAR: If your grandmother made it, it is probably still good.

> EXPIRATION DATES: This is not a marketing ploy to encourage you 
to
> throw away perfectly good food so that you'll spend more on 
groceries.
> Even dry foods older than you are may be ready to replace. 
Perhaps
> you'd benefit by having a calendar in your kitchen.



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