Signs the Cat has used your computer

E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like 
alt.recreational.catnip.
Your web browser has a new home page:
http://www.feline.com/.
Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.
Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of 
"CyberDog."
Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

Lr Smiles
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