That was good. Becky ----- Original Message ----- From: steve doyle To: [email protected] Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:47 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] On the Lighter Side
On the Lighter Side... THE BOSS My boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss." He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: "Your wife called. She wants you to bring her sign back." SEE? Students at a school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish. One 11-year-old wrote, "When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night, it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead." PROOF YOU'RE AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home? Do you move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of the table? Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends? Do you hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes? Do you declare "no cuts" when a shopper squeezes ahead of you in a checkout line? Do you ask "Are you sure you did your best?" to the mechanic who fails to repair your car to your satisfaction? Do you sing the "Alphabet Song" to yourself as you look up a number in the phone book? Do you say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything? TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. 8. Crying can be fun. 7. Fat clothes. 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. 5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience. 4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. 3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible. 2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes. 1. Other women! THE PRAYER Give me a sense of humor, Lord, The grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk. Lr Smiles --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
