I Love this and the sequel I am adding is if you really! want to stay safe, enclose! yourself! in a! bubble!!!!
I like the church part. Sandy ----- Original Message ----- From: Sherri Crum <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 3:53 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Fwd: Fw: Stay safe > > Subject: FW: Stay safe > > > > THE SAFEST PLACE > > How to stay safe in the world today. > > 1.. Avoid riding in automobiles > because they are responsible for > 20% of all fatal accidents. > > > 2. Do not stay home because > 17% of all accidents occur in the home. > > > > 3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur > to pedestrians. > > > > 4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water > because 16% of all accidents involve > these forms of transportation. > > > > 5. Of the remaining 33%, > 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. > So, > ... above all else, > avoid hospitals. > > > > BUT, > .. You will be pleased to learn that only .001% > of all deaths occur in worship services in church, > and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. > Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any > given point in time is at church! > > > ====scroll on > > > ...And...Bible study is safe too. > The percentage of deaths > during Bible study is even less. > > > > > So,...for SAFETY'S sake - > Attend church, > and read your Bible > IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE! > > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.472 / Virus Database: 269.8.3/824 - Release Date: 5/29/2007 > 1:01 PM > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
