Smiles love it sherri, ha ha ha ha ----- Original Message ----- From: sherry To: undisclosed-recipients Sent: Saturday, June 02, 2007 2:02 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] The Perfect Husband
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell
phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at
him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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