Hi Steve, Thanks for getting my day off to a smiling start.
Sherri On 8/29/07, steve doyle <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On the Lighter Side... > > BORROWING & LENDING > > My next-door neighbor and I frequently borrow things from each other. > Not long ago, when I requested his ladder, he told me he had lent it > to his son. Recalling a saying my grandmother used to repeat, I > recited, "You should never lend anything to your kids, because you > will never get it back." With that, he responded, "Tell you the > truth, it's not even my ladder. It's my dad's." > > ENGAGING > > Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to > the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, > but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. > Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives > to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a new computer > instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and > pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she > collected herself, she looked up and prompted, "Well, don't you have > something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he > said, "will you buy me a new computer?" > > THE NEW MATH > > The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in > class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 > and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the > Cartoon Network!" > > HYMNS FOR SEASONED CITIZENS > > The Old Rugged Face > Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up > It is Well With My Soul, But My Knees Hurt > Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing > Amazing Grace, Considering My Age > Just a Slower Walk With Thee > Count Your Many Birthdays, Name Them One by One > Go Tell It On The Mountain, But Speak Up > Give Me That Old Timers' Religion > Blessed Insurance > Guide Me O Thou Great Jehovah, I've Forgotten Where I Parked > > lr smiles > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
