Yes, He is the only candidate worthy of that position. This was SO Cool.
Becky ----- Original Message ----- From: "delma" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Sunday, September 02, 2007 8:43 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Fw: The Resume of Jesus Christ > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Jean" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "Jean" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: 2007. September 2. 4:51 PM > Subject: The Resume of Jesus Christ > > > The Resume of Jesus Christ > Address: Ephesians 1:20 > Phone: Romans 10:13 > Website: The Bible. > Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus > Hello. My name is Jesus-The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you > my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your > heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume. > / I> > Qualifications: > I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19) > I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7) > I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7) > I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13) > The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, > (See Galatians 3:14) > > Occupational Background > I've only had one employer, (See Luke2:49). > I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful. > My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew3:15-17) > > Skills Work Experiences > Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor > to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives > free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at > liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18). > I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). > People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See > Proverbs 1:33). > Most important ly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse > you of your sins, (See I John1:7-9) > > Educational Background > I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and > understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6). > In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Col. > 2:3). > My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto > your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105). > I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21). > > Major Accomplishments > I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all > times, (See Genesis 1:26); > I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15); > I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them > openly, > (See Colossians 2:15); > I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! > There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. > You can read them on my website, > which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. > You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website. > > References > Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, > salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance > > In Summation > Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only > candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your > heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs > 3:5-6 ), > and lead you into everlasting life, (See John6:47). > When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15). > > Send this resume to everyone you know, you never know who may have an > opening! > > Thanks for your help and may the blessings of my Father, be upon you. > JESUS LOVES YOU > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.484 / Virus Database: 269.13.2/984 - Release Date: 9/2/2007 > 12:59 PM > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
