heheheh smiles ----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, September 27, 2007 2:57 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] 25 Phrases Of Wisdom
> > > 25 Phrases Of Wisdom > 1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. > > 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. > > 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian > any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. > > 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. > > 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried > before. > > 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. > > 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. > > 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. > > 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. > > 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. > > 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. > > 12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. > > 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. > > 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. > > 15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. > > 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. > > 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind > and narrowness of the waist change places. > > 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. > > 19. Junk is something you've kept for years > and throw away three weeks before you need it. > > 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. > > 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. > It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. > > 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. > > 23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. > > 24. Someone who thinks logically > provides a nice contrast to the real world. > > 25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves > for they shall never cease to be amused. > > Delma > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.488 / Virus Database: 269.13.31/1031 - Release Date: > 9/26/2007 12:12 > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
