ONLY AN ITALIAN MAN CAN MAKE A WOMAN FEEL LIKE A WOMAN > > On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. > > The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is > struck by lightning. > > One woman in particular loses it. > > Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," > she wails. > > Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth > to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a > WOMAN?" > > For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They > all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. > > Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, > > tall, well built, > with dark brown hair and blue eyes. > > He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt...one button at > a time. > > No one moves. > > .......He removes his shirt. > > .......Muscles ripple across his chest. > > .......She gasps... > > .......and He says...... > > "Iron this, and get me something to eat ..."
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