What You Get When You Marry... * A chef? (You get buttered up.)
* A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.) * A gambler? (He cheats on you.) * A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.) * A trashman? (He dumps you.) * A clockmaker? (He two-times you.) * A pastry cook? (He desserts you.) * A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.) * An elevator operator? (He lets you down.) * An artist? (He gives you the brush.) * A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.) Merry Christmas --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
