Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays? At a Ho-ho-tel! What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday? "Freeze a jolly good fellow!"
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck? A Christmas Quacker! Why does Santa like to work in his garden? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe! Who delivers presents to dentist offices? Santa Jaws! What's red & white and red & white and red & white? Santa rolling down a hill! What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window? Looks like "rain", "Dear"! What kind of motorcycle does Santy ride? A "Holly" Davidson! How many chimneys does Saint Nick go down? Stacks! What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective? Santa Clues! Who delivers Christmas presents to pets? Why, Santa Paws of course! Merry Christmas --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
