Tequila Cookies 
1 cup dark brown sugar 
1 cup (two sticks) butter 
1 cup granulated sugar 
4 large eggs 
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins) 
1 teaspoon baking soda 
1 teaspoon salt 
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice 
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans 
2 cups all purpose flour 
1 liter bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, 
as desired) 
First, sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a 
large bowl. Check the Cuervo to be sure It is of 
the highest quality. Pour another 4 ounces in a 
measuring cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. 
Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl. 
Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again. At this point, 
it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try 
another 4 ounces, just in case. Turn off the mixerer 
thingy. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and 
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the stupid 
fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit 
gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a 
screwdriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for 
tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt or shomething. 
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice 
and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of 
sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash 
the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not 
to fall over. Don*t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, 
throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose 
Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the 
dishwasher.

May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace, "From my home to yours"~
MerryChristmas~ Angelique~ 


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