oh wow!!! talk about an event never to be forgotten!!! may we strive to do the will of god in all we do in our lives martin family ----- Original Message ----- From: "Marsha" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Marcatony" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, April 29, 2008 9:08 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Fw: Worst First date
> > Worst First date > > > If you didn't see > this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. > This > is > probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all > had > bad > dates but this takes the cake. > > Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most > embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. > The winner described her worst first date experience. > There was absolutely no question as to > why her tale took the prize! > > She said it was midwinter...Snowing > and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains > outside > Salt > Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They > were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun > but > relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. > > They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to > realize that she should not have > had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a > rest > room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold > it, > which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and > slow > going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and > let > her > go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car . > > They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants > down and started. In the > deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against > the > rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car > watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from > peeking. > All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather > embarrassing nature of the situation. > > Upon finishing however, she soon > became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the > young > lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's > fender. > Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she > attempted to > disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she > had > a > brand new problem. Due to the extreme cold. > > Horrified by her plight and yet aware > of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what > is > taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off" > and in > need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover > herself > with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he > burst > out > laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to > compose > themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the > situation > was, they also were faced with a real problem. > > Both agreed it would take something > hot to free her chilly > cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about > what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly > realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked > the > other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her > butt > off the fender. > > As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize > hands > down. > Or perhaps that should be "pants down. "And you thought your first date > was > embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment..."This gives a whole new meaning to > being > pissed off." > > Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was > sitting next > to her on the Leno show. > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
