Hehahahehehaha, Del! I bet we all will be that way at 103, if we make it! Funny! ----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Saturday, June 21, 2008 12:49 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] joke
> > > joke > > > Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement >> 25 years ago. > One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it", he tells his > wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad that once I hit > the ball I couldn't see where it went." > His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she > says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more > try". > "That's no good" sighs Arthur. "Your brother's a hundred and three. He > can't help". > "He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is > perfect." > So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his > brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the > fairway. > He turns to the brother-in-law. " Did you see the ball?" > "Of course I did!" > "Where did it go?" says Arthur. > "I can't remember". > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
