Cute. Becky
-------------------------------------------------- From: "Jan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 5:07 PM To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Before Computers > > An application was for employment > A program was a TV show > A cursor used profanity > A keyboard was a piano! > Memory was something that you lost with age > A CD was a bank account > And a floppy disk was something > Terribly wrong in your back. > Compress was something you did to garbage > Not something you did to a file > And if you unzipped anything in public > You'd be in jail for awhile! > Log on was adding wood to a fire > Hard drive was a long trip on the road > A mouse pad was where a mouse lived > And a backup happened to your commode! > Cut - you did with a pocket knife > Paste you did with glue > A web was a spider's home > And a virus was the flu! > I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper > And the memory in my head > I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash > But when it happens they wish they were dead! > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
