REAL 911 Calls BELIEVE it or not , These are Nashville , TN 's REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? < B>Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. > Dispatcher: Do you have an address ? > Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? > Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? > Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my > ham and cheese sandwich . > Dispatcher : Excuse me? > Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the > kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a > bite out of it. > Dispatcher : Was anything el se taken? > Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick > and tired of it! > Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? > Caller: I' m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't > have an eleven on it. > Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. > Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one > Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the > same thing. > Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. My Personal Favorite!!! > Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? > Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only > two minutes apart > Dispatcher: Is this her first child? > Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! > And the winner is........ > Dispatcher: < /FONT>9-1-1 > Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of > breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out. > Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? > Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. > Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an > asthmatic? > Caller: No > Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having > trouble breathing? > Caller: Running from the Police. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
