REAL 911 Calls

 BELIEVE it or not ,
These are Nashville , TN 's REAL 911 Calls!

 Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
< B>Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house
on the corner.
>            Dispatcher: Do you have an address ?
>            Caller:  No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


>            Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
>            Caller :  Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my
> ham and cheese sandwich .
>            Dispatcher : Excuse me?
>            Caller :  I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the
> kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a
> bite out of it.
>            Dispatcher : Was anything el se taken?
>            Caller :  No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick
> and tired of it!


>            Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
>            Caller:   I' m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't
> have an eleven on it.
>            Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
>            Caller:    I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
>            Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the
> same thing.
>            Caller:    Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


My Personal Favorite!!!
>            Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
>            Caller:    My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only
> two minutes apart
>            Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
>            Caller:    No, you idiot! This is her husband!

>            And the winner is........

>            Dispatcher: < /FONT>9-1-1
>            Caller:  Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of
> breath.  Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
>            Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
>            Caller:   I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
>            Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an
> asthmatic?
>            Caller:   No
>            Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having
> trouble breathing?
>            Caller:   Running from the Police.


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