1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person
who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my butt off!! 9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND! *********************** sorry about this one: Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth. ********************** Sugar Says: People are like stained glass windows: They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, But when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light shining from within. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
