LOL.  Cute.



From: Sugar 
Sent: Monday, October 20, 2008 6:00 PM
To: [email protected] 
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] DIETER'S PSALM


DIETER'S PSALM

 

The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not want.

He maketh me to do push-ups and other exercises.

He giveth me low carb whole wheat bread.

He restoreth my waistline!

He leadeth me past the refrigerator, for mine own sake!

He maketh me to partake of the green beans (instead of potatoes).

He leadeth me past the Cokes and milk shakes.

Yea though I walk through the bakery I shall not falter for thou

Art with me.

Thy Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi they comfort me.

Thou preparest a diet for me, in the presence of mine enemies.

Thou anointest my lettuce with low cholesterol oil,

 my cup will not run over!

Surely Ry-Krisp and Sugar-free Jell-O shall follow me all the

days of my life and I will live with hunger pains forever!!!

 

Amen!!

 From


Sugar Says:
People are like stained glass windows:  They sparkle and shine when the sun is 
out,
 But when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is 
a light shining from within.





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