Ole and Lena were out walking and Lena clutched her heart and fell to
the sidewalk. Ole got out his cell phone and called 9-1-1.
The operator asked, "Where are you?"
Ole answered, "We were walking and Lena is on the sidewalk on
Eucalyptus Street."
The operator asked, "How do you spell that?" The phone seemed to go
dead. The operator kept shouting for Ole. She could hear him
panting. Ole finally came back on the line and said, "I dragged her
over to Oak Street, that's O-a-k."
The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged
nonsupport. He said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a
month for support." "Vell, dat's fine, Judge,," smiled Ole. "And
vunce in a while I'll try to chip in a few bucks, myself."
Lars: "Ole, stant in front of my car and tell me if da turn signals
are working."
Ole: "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No ..."
Ole and Lars were on their very first train ride. They had brought
along bananas for lunch. Just as they began to peel them, the train
entered a long, dark tunnel.
"Have you eaten your banana yet?" Ole asked excitedly.
"No," replied Lars.
"Vell, don't touch it den," Ole exclaimed, "I yust took vun bite and
vent blind."
When Ole and Lena were at the Olympics in China last August, a lady
turned to Ole and asked, "Are you a pole valter?"
Ole replied, "No, I'm Norvegian and my name ain't Valter."
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