Oh, another good one, and thanks. Sandy ----- Original Message ----- From: <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Monday, December 15, 2008 2:53 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Fw: Christmas Cookie rules
> > Hi. This was good! > > Becky > > -------------------------------------------------- > From: "Helen" <[email protected]> > Sent: Monday, December 15, 2008 2:48 PM > To: <[email protected]> > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Fw: Christmas Cookie rules > >> >>> Christmas Cookie Rules... >>> >>> 1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no >>> calories >>> because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus >>> calorie >>> free. >>> >>> 2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has >>> no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories. >>> >>> 3. If a friend comes over while you're making your Christmas cookies and >>> needs to sample, you must sample with your Friend. Because your friend's >>> first >>> cookie is calories free, Rule #1 is yours also. It would be rude to let >>> your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are, that makes >>> your Cookie >>> calorie free. >>> >>> 4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your >>> feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the >>> density >>> of the caloric mass. >>> >>> 5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies >>> will >>> be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a >>> knife >>> without cutting your tongue. >>> >>> 6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have >>> three and green ones have five - one calorie for each letter. Make more >>> red ones! >>> >>> 7. Cookies eaten while watching "Miracle on 34th Street" have no >>> calories >>> because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's >>> personal >>> fuel. >>> >>> 8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of >>> breaking causes calorie leakage. >>> >>> 9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate have no calories since >>> the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to >>> their >>> plate. >>> We all know how calories like to cling! >>> >>> 10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because >>> cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have Calories. It's a rule! >>> >> >> >> > >> > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
