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Subject: Fwd: Installing A Husband:this is a good one!
--- On Sat, 8/30/08, Debra Fenn <[email protected]> wrote:
From: Debra Fenn <[email protected]>
Subject: Fwd: Installing A Husband:
To:
Date: Saturday, August 30, 2008, 1:23 PM
This is hysterical~~~~~
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support: ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,
which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as :
· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· < SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY:
Arial"> Golf Clubs 4.1.
Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.
6
simply crashes the system.
· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE, ,
First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.htmland
try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed ,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application
can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program
that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will
eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have limited memory and cannot learn
new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory
and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
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