I sure remember all this.

Marilyn
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From: "Delma" <[email protected]>
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Sent: Monday, January 05, 2009 9:05 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] I remember, do you_.


>
>
> I remember, do you_.
>                Black and White
>                (Under age 40? You won't understand.)
>
>                You could hardly see for all the snow,
>                Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
>                Pull a chair up to the TV set,
>                'Good Night, David Good Night, Chet.'
>                My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on 
> the
> same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem 
> to
> get food poisoning.
>
>                My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used
> to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax
> paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice-pack coolers, but I can't remember
> getting e.coli.
>
>                Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the 
> lake
> instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.
>
>                The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a 
> jail
> cell, and a pager was t he school PA system.
>
>                We all t ook gym, not PE . and risked permanent injury with
> a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having 
> cross-training
> athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I 
> can't
> recall any injuries, but they must have happened because they tell us how
> much safer we are now.
>
>                Flunking gym was not an option, even for stupid kids! I
> guess PE must be much harder than gym.
>
>                Speaking of school, we all said prayers and sang the
> national anthem, and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of
> negative attention.
>
>                We must have had horribly damaged psyches. What an archaic
> health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and
> everything .
>
>                I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something 
> before
> I was allowed to be proud of myself.
>
>                I just can't recall how bored we were without computers,
> Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations.
>
>                Oh yeah ... and where was the Benadryl and sterilization 
> kit
> when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!
>
>                We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on
> vacant construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 
> 48-cent
> bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it didn't sting like
> iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked.
>
>                Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day
> dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics, and then Mom calls the attorney to 
> sue
> the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was
> such a threat.
>
>                We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either because if
> we did, we got our butt spanked there and then we got butt spanked again 
> whe
> n we got home.
>
>                I recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and 
> doing
> his tricks on the front step, just before he fell off. Little did his Mom
> know that she could have owned our house. Instead, she picked him up and
> swatted him for being such a goof. It was a neighborhood run amuck.
>
>                To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been 
> told
> that they were from a dysfunctional family. How could we possibly have 
> known
> that?
>
>                We needed to get into group therapy and anger management
> classes? We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills that we 
> didn't
> even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac! How did we ever
> survive?
>
>                LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA, AND TO ALL WHO
> DIDN'T; SORRY FOR WHAT YOU MISSED. I WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING.
>
>                Pass this to someone and remember that life's most simple
> pleasures are very often the best.
>
>
> >
> 


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