Hi Steve, I like this one. This is very funny. I'm still laughing. Thanks for sharing. Original message: > I like this one. It makes me feel like a computer genius, hahaha. > Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? > Female customer: A white one... > ======================================================== > Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out. > Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? > Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. > Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. > Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still > on my desk.. sorry.... > ======================================================== > Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. > Customer: Your left or my left? > ======================================================== > Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? > Male customer: Hello... I can't print. > Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and. > Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. > ======================================================== > Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time > I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed > it > in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... > ======================================================== > Customer: I have problems printing in red... > Tech support: Do you have a color printer? > Customer: Aaaah...................thank you. > ======================================================== > Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? > Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies. > ======================================================== > Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. > Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? > Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. > Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. > Customer:! OK > Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? > Customer: Yes > Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there > another keyboard? > Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... > ======================================================== > Tech support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a > capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. > Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ? > ======================================================== > Customer: can't get on the Internet. > Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? > Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. > Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? > Customer: Five stars. > ======================================================== > Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? > Customer: Netscape. > Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. > Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. > ======================================================== > Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on > my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. > ======================================================== > Tech support: How may I help you? > Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. > Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? > Customer: Well,i have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get > the circle around it? > ======================================================== > A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. > Tech support: Are you running it under windows? > Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. > The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his > printer is working > fine.' > ======================================================== > And last but not least... > Tech support: 'Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at > the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. > Now type the > letter 'P ' to bring up the Program Manager.' > Customer: I don't have a P. > Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin. > Customer: What do you mean? > Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Colin. > Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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