Marilyn, that's funny!
Lora
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From: M.DeWeese
To: [email protected]
Cc: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:28 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Medical Convention!
I was a little reluctant to send this because of the last line, otherwise it
is a bit of medical fun. Hope I don't get into trouble.
At a recent medical convention, Doctors registered opinions about the
current financial disaster, specifically in regard to the Government
"Bail Out Package". Opinions were as follows:
Allergists voted to scratch it, whereas Dermatologists advised not to
make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling, but Neuro- logists
thought the Administration had a lot of nerve!
Obstetricians said we were laboring under a misconception, but
Ophthalmologists flat out vetoed the bill as being short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' and Pediatricians rallied
to chant, 'Oh, Grow up!'
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists
could see right through it.
Surgeons agreed to cut it up and wash their hands of it, yet
Internists thought it was a bitter pill we have to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on things.'
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists said the it
would not hold water.
Anesthesiologists noted that the whole idea was a gas, but
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
Final opinion was voiced by a coalition of Proctologists Who advised
everyone to leave the financial fiasco with the a**holes in
Washington who caused it?
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