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From: steve doyle
Sent: Sunday, December 20, 2009 10:05 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] My house's a wreck.
My house's a wreck.
Oh what the heck.
There's no one here.
I'll have a beer.
My house's a wreck.
Oh what the heck.
There's no one here.
Not one soul near.
My TV's on.
My favorite song
On the radio.
No one will know.
My house's a wreck.
But what the heck.
Only I am here.
I have no fear.
May take a nap,
Or maybe a bath,
I just might play
Online all day.
You never know
How this could go
Relaxing free
With my TV.
My house's a wreck,
But what the heck.
No one is home.
I'm all alone.
My jammies on,
Munching bon bons,
My hair's not curled
I'm watching squirrels.
This is my pay,
My lazy day.
Enjoying rest
This is the best!
Don't think I'll budge
Or move a nudge
Less I need to pee,
Or want to eat.
The bed's not made.
The dust invades.
Can't move around
My laundry mound.
Windows need wiped,
Letters need typed,
Walls need paint,
Nah. Think I cain't.
The house's a wreck.
Aw, what the heck.
I'll sit around
Hey, what's that sound?
That was my cell.
What the hell?
"It's book club day?"
"You're on the way?"
My house's a wreck.
I strained my neck.
Running around
At the speed of sound.
Washing a dish then that
Oops. Stepped on the cat.
Clearing table and chairs,
Taking toys up the stairs
Dirt and clothes are everywhere.
Oh my gosh. Forgot my hair!
I'm not dressed.
Things still a mess.
Moments remain
To make things sane.
Get off my seat.
Good bye, retreat.
I hear the din,
Must let them in.
All of them dear,
And now they're here.
"My book club friends,
How have you been?"
Planning for this time
"Oh, yes. I've been fine."
Pour snacks into a dish
Thank God I had Chex Mix.
"Do sit right on down."
Glad the couch I found
My house was a wreck.
Pain in the neck.
Won't happen twice,
Won't roll the dice
My house was a wreck,
But what the heck.
This taught me fast.
Kick in the ass.
Save self the time.
Fight off the grime.
Keep dust and dirt at bay,
Unless it's lazy day.
You never know
When guests will call
Best be prepared.
Don't ever lull.
So if your place
Is wrecked like mine,
Enjoy yourself
'Til your cell chimes.
The dishes stray
On the table lay
But online
I think I'll play.
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